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❝ bones ❞ — ᴅʀ. ʟᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅ ʜ. ᴍᴄᴄᴏʏ, ʟᴄᴅʀ ([personal profile] sufferably) wrote2023-05-30 10:22 pm

( i've been working on a cocktail called grounds for divorce )




❝ IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY, PRESS SOS. IF IT'S IMPORTANT, LEAVE A MESSAGE. IF IT'S ANYTHING ELSE, HANG UP. THAT MEANS YOU, JIM. ❞

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ffuckoff: [static] (the boys ARE back in town?)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-15 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
What, like a toaster? [She waves him to her room, where she's already set up the drinks and cups on a card table.] That's a lot of sounds for something that doesn't have a mouth.

[Wait.] Does it have a mouth?
ffuckoff: [smile] [tired] (there's only one wesley snipes)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-15 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay. [Whatever.]

[Fiona turns to poke at the thing on McCoy's shoulder.]
What, you got a thing against mouths?
ffuckoff: [career] [static] (those sluts on everybody loves raymond.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-15 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona mutters aww and keeps petting the thing.] You just don't like harmless fuzzballs.
ffuckoff: [static] (spiked bologna call the cops.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-15 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nope, too cute. She keeps petting it.] Taunting you with fuzzy aliens? You're pretty easy to taunt. [She takes the tribble off McCoy's shoulder-- without asking, how rude-- and cradles it in her arms.]
ffuckoff: [static] (hello dummy.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-15 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona just gets distracted petting the thing for a few seconds. It's so cute, and... she's a terrible hostess.] So, drinks. [She sets the tribble down on the table.]

I got SOCO special for you, you know, as a welcome gesture. You been here long? [She gets out some cups.]
ffuckoff: [static] (alcohol caffiene cocain i mean what.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-16 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona hands him a cup. There's lemonade and booze on the table.] Sorry, I've been in and out of here, or I would have said 'hi' earlier. Work has been nuts. And yeah, it always feels like forever. [Her first month felt like it went from here to eternity.]
ffuckoff: [static] (good job fiona.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-17 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona pours the drink with a more casual air; she's been paid for this before, and doing it now is less show and more fun. There's no reason to be precise.] At the school? I'm secretary, there. Snape's Dumbledore Academy... thing. [You know, the guy who might have tortured students in his world. Come, one and all, to learn!]
ffuckoff: [static] (tsarina stamp of approval.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the one that might've been a wizard nazi. [She holds her drink up for a salute.] Cheers, to background checks.

[She smiles, just a little, at McCoy's reply. Usually people change the subject when she says she's a secretary.] Yeah, it's nice. Some of them are little assholes, but they're kids, you know? It's nice seeing what they wanna take. Everybody's crazy about the Egypt class.
ffuckoff: [welp] (heavy is the head that eats the crayons.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Ms Carnahan. [Ssssomeone works with her.] That, and Alchemy, and the self-defense classes are definitely the most popular. You ever stop by, I can give you a tour. I've got a hat and everything.
ffuckoff: [career] [thinking] (wow that is one gay lion.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, shit. Now I have to buy a hat. [She smiles, and takes a sip of her concoction.] ...You're right, it is better.
ffuckoff: [welp] (heavy is the head that eats the crayons.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh, big talker. I'll consult you on all things in the future. [She keeps on drinking.] Nearly four months. I had one roommate, nice guy, he moved in with his wife when she showed up. That was the British alien. And then some French guy, I dunno where he went. Third time's the American. [Fiona is hoping attempt number four will finally get her a girl roommate, or maybe she'll have moved out by then. Or gone the fuck home.]
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[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, this is the nurse house. All the assholes are in the asshole house. [We'll just... not comment on how much it's sucked being stuck here. Yeah.]
ffuckoff: [smile] [thinking] [static] [ian] (his favorite show is NCIS.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-20 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess the gods flip a coin, and here you are. [She laughs-- it's obviously a joke, and meant kindly; Fiona is just an abrasive person in general-- and offers him another drink.] I'm sure there're plenty of assholes everywhere. I just heard that Baldr's made special for douchebags.

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