( i've been working on a cocktail called grounds for divorce )

[sufferably]

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[ffuckoff]

I guess the gods flip a coin, and here you are. [She laughs-- it's obviously a joke, and meant kindly; Fiona is just an abrasive person in general-- and offers him another drink.] I'm sure there're plenty of assholes everywhere. I just heard that Baldr's made special for douchebags.

[sufferably]

( he takes the offered drink, sips at it before he thinks of baldr, and dr whale, and how true fiona's words are. )

Yeah, I'm coming to see that. And Thor's got the jocks, and Loki the liars? Something like that.

[ffuckoff]

Yeah. I dunno exactly how the split goes, but it can get pretty weird. Like, Hel's supposed to have all the psychos, but some of the sweetest kids in the school are stuck there. [Fiona, never particularly philosophically-minded, gives the mysteries of the universe a shrug.]

[sufferably]

...Hel is for children. ( he says that very iconically, clearly quoting but not ready to break into pat benatar just yet. )

I stopped trying to apply logic to anything around here after the first day. Less of a headache, all told.

[ffuckoff]

[Fiona rolls her eyes, but she's smiling.] I dunno, I'd go nuts if there weren't any rules anywhere. Gives you something to think about, I guess. Just don't get too obsessed with the answers.

[sufferably]

Smart way to go about it, I figure. ( he takes another sip. )

Don't look at the peak of the mountain while you're climbing up from the bottom, and all of that. Good way to drive yourself crazy.