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❝ bones ❞ — ᴅʀ. ʟᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅ ʜ. ᴍᴄᴄᴏʏ, ʟᴄᴅʀ ([personal profile] sufferably) wrote2023-05-30 10:22 pm

( i've been working on a cocktail called grounds for divorce )




❝ IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY, PRESS SOS. IF IT'S IMPORTANT, LEAVE A MESSAGE. IF IT'S ANYTHING ELSE, HANG UP. THAT MEANS YOU, JIM. ❞

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ffuckoff: [career] [thinking] (wow that is one gay lion.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, shit. Now I have to buy a hat. [She smiles, and takes a sip of her concoction.] ...You're right, it is better.
ffuckoff: [welp] (heavy is the head that eats the crayons.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh, big talker. I'll consult you on all things in the future. [She keeps on drinking.] Nearly four months. I had one roommate, nice guy, he moved in with his wife when she showed up. That was the British alien. And then some French guy, I dunno where he went. Third time's the American. [Fiona is hoping attempt number four will finally get her a girl roommate, or maybe she'll have moved out by then. Or gone the fuck home.]
ffuckoff: [static] (Default)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, this is the nurse house. All the assholes are in the asshole house. [We'll just... not comment on how much it's sucked being stuck here. Yeah.]
ffuckoff: [smile] [thinking] [static] [ian] (his favorite show is NCIS.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-20 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess the gods flip a coin, and here you are. [She laughs-- it's obviously a joke, and meant kindly; Fiona is just an abrasive person in general-- and offers him another drink.] I'm sure there're plenty of assholes everywhere. I just heard that Baldr's made special for douchebags.
ffuckoff: [welp] (we assumed you were a serial killer)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-21 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I dunno exactly how the split goes, but it can get pretty weird. Like, Hel's supposed to have all the psychos, but some of the sweetest kids in the school are stuck there. [Fiona, never particularly philosophically-minded, gives the mysteries of the universe a shrug.]
ffuckoff: [eyeroll] [joke] [career] [angry] [welp] (cooking a french bread pizza)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-23 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona rolls her eyes, but she's smiling.] I dunno, I'd go nuts if there weren't any rules anywhere. Gives you something to think about, I guess. Just don't get too obsessed with the answers.