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❝ bones ❞ — ᴅʀ. ʟᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅ ʜ. ᴍᴄᴄᴏʏ, ʟᴄᴅʀ ([personal profile] sufferably) wrote2023-05-30 10:22 pm

( i've been working on a cocktail called grounds for divorce )




❝ IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY, PRESS SOS. IF IT'S IMPORTANT, LEAVE A MESSAGE. IF IT'S ANYTHING ELSE, HANG UP. THAT MEANS YOU, JIM. ❞

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ffuckoff: [career] [static] (those sluts on everybody loves raymond.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-15 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona mutters aww and keeps petting the thing.] You just don't like harmless fuzzballs.
ffuckoff: [static] (spiked bologna call the cops.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-15 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nope, too cute. She keeps petting it.] Taunting you with fuzzy aliens? You're pretty easy to taunt. [She takes the tribble off McCoy's shoulder-- without asking, how rude-- and cradles it in her arms.]
ffuckoff: [static] (hello dummy.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-15 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona just gets distracted petting the thing for a few seconds. It's so cute, and... she's a terrible hostess.] So, drinks. [She sets the tribble down on the table.]

I got SOCO special for you, you know, as a welcome gesture. You been here long? [She gets out some cups.]
ffuckoff: [static] (alcohol caffiene cocain i mean what.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-16 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona hands him a cup. There's lemonade and booze on the table.] Sorry, I've been in and out of here, or I would have said 'hi' earlier. Work has been nuts. And yeah, it always feels like forever. [Her first month felt like it went from here to eternity.]
ffuckoff: [static] (good job fiona.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-17 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona pours the drink with a more casual air; she's been paid for this before, and doing it now is less show and more fun. There's no reason to be precise.] At the school? I'm secretary, there. Snape's Dumbledore Academy... thing. [You know, the guy who might have tortured students in his world. Come, one and all, to learn!]
ffuckoff: [static] (tsarina stamp of approval.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the one that might've been a wizard nazi. [She holds her drink up for a salute.] Cheers, to background checks.

[She smiles, just a little, at McCoy's reply. Usually people change the subject when she says she's a secretary.] Yeah, it's nice. Some of them are little assholes, but they're kids, you know? It's nice seeing what they wanna take. Everybody's crazy about the Egypt class.
ffuckoff: [welp] (heavy is the head that eats the crayons.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Ms Carnahan. [Ssssomeone works with her.] That, and Alchemy, and the self-defense classes are definitely the most popular. You ever stop by, I can give you a tour. I've got a hat and everything.
ffuckoff: [career] [thinking] (wow that is one gay lion.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, shit. Now I have to buy a hat. [She smiles, and takes a sip of her concoction.] ...You're right, it is better.
ffuckoff: [welp] (heavy is the head that eats the crayons.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh, big talker. I'll consult you on all things in the future. [She keeps on drinking.] Nearly four months. I had one roommate, nice guy, he moved in with his wife when she showed up. That was the British alien. And then some French guy, I dunno where he went. Third time's the American. [Fiona is hoping attempt number four will finally get her a girl roommate, or maybe she'll have moved out by then. Or gone the fuck home.]
ffuckoff: [static] (Default)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-18 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, this is the nurse house. All the assholes are in the asshole house. [We'll just... not comment on how much it's sucked being stuck here. Yeah.]
ffuckoff: [smile] [thinking] [static] [ian] (his favorite show is NCIS.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-20 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess the gods flip a coin, and here you are. [She laughs-- it's obviously a joke, and meant kindly; Fiona is just an abrasive person in general-- and offers him another drink.] I'm sure there're plenty of assholes everywhere. I just heard that Baldr's made special for douchebags.
ffuckoff: [welp] (we assumed you were a serial killer)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-21 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I dunno exactly how the split goes, but it can get pretty weird. Like, Hel's supposed to have all the psychos, but some of the sweetest kids in the school are stuck there. [Fiona, never particularly philosophically-minded, gives the mysteries of the universe a shrug.]
ffuckoff: [eyeroll] [joke] [career] [angry] [welp] (cooking a french bread pizza)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2014-03-23 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiona rolls her eyes, but she's smiling.] I dunno, I'd go nuts if there weren't any rules anywhere. Gives you something to think about, I guess. Just don't get too obsessed with the answers.