( i've been working on a cocktail called grounds for divorce )

[sufferably]

❝ IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY, PRESS SOS. IF IT'S IMPORTANT, LEAVE A MESSAGE. IF IT'S ANYTHING ELSE, HANG UP. THAT MEANS YOU, JIM. ❞ sigyn ◖ 102 ◗ ◖ message ● call ● action ◗

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[sufferably]

If I warn you, your muscles will tense and you'll whine even more.

Also, they use needles here.

Then what were you doing, Mr. Helpful?

[bartalk]

Maybe if you had calmer bedside manner I wouldn't be so tense. A smile would make me feel worlds better.

I was helping a lady in distress and forgot to watch out for a bottle.

[sufferably]

If you're in medical it's never for a good reason. Why the hell should I smile at you?

_{( Actual A+ reasoning, right there. )}

You were "helping" a lady in "distress."

[bartalk]

wait, does this mean you smile for everyone else?? even Spock?

[bartalk]

you can stop sounding so doubtful because I was. it just happened to be at a bar and the guy I stopped just so happened to have a few friends

[sufferably]

Spock doesn't pull stupid stunts for the sake of it and then claim it's no big deal when he's in danger of getting tetanus.

_{( Which isn't a yes... )}

A bar fight. How novel.

[bartalk]

so you do smile for him. oh my god.

[ the most important thing he has gotten from this conversation ]

I didn't start it, I stepped in. I wasn't just gonna walk away

[sufferably]

I don't smile for anyone.

Did you get to be the big damn hero?

[bartalk]

should I just go to Dr. Natu instead

[sufferably]

I told her to ignore you.

And since I'm still technically your personal physician, I think she listened.

[bartalk]

that seems a little harsh when all i did was say hi.

[sufferably]

You don't need to bother a neurosurgeon about a cut.

[bartalk]

so, we're in agreement it's just a cut and harmless

[sufferably]

You could just get over here and let me take a look at it.