( i've been working on a cocktail called grounds for divorce )

[sufferably]

❝ IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY, PRESS SOS. IF IT'S IMPORTANT, LEAVE A MESSAGE. IF IT'S ANYTHING ELSE, HANG UP. THAT MEANS YOU, JIM. ❞ sigyn ◖ 102 ◗ ◖ message ● call ● action ◗

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[bartalk]

blind horse? what kind of analogy is that?

& you always think it's my fault.

[sufferably]

The kind with a blind horse in it.

And it always is your fault.

_{( Six seconds later... )}

Where the hell are you? Why didn't you come outside?

[bartalk]

I thought I ordered you to lay off the metaphors

you should just come inside

[sufferably]

I thought about it and then decided I didn't care.

I'm not exactly dressed to walk into some ritzy French restaurant.

[bartalk]

don't worry, I've got you covered