( my dear we're both a little bit cynical )

[sufferably]

❝ I THOUGHT YOU SAID MEN LIKE US DON'T HAVE FAMILIES. ❞ ➞ bartalk | JIM KIRK | star trek aos ✗ THE CAPTAIN. THE BEST FRIEND. THE PAIN IN THE ASS. THE BEST MAN I KNOW. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ➞ proudofwhatiam | EVELYN CARNAHAN | the mummy ✗ EGYPTOLOGIST FROM THE 1920s. INTELLIGENT, ADVENTUROUS, AND MAKES A MEAN CUP OF TEA. BEAUTIFUL, TOO. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ □ ➞ teenyoda | STILES STILINSKI | teen wolf ✗ KID FROM THE 21st CENTURY. TALKS TOO MUCH. HAS DEALT WITH TOO MUCH. TOTALLY HAS MY NUMBER. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ □ ➞ intelligently | LYDIA MARTIN | teen wolf ✗ PRINCESS. SMART, CONFIDENT, AND WILL PROBABLY END UP RULING THE WORLD. WE'D ALL BE BETTER OFF. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ □ ➞ bythewaves | MAGLOR | tolkein ✗ DON'T GET DRUNK WITH MEDIEVAL VULCANS. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ □ ➞ galvanist | DOCTOR WHALE | once upon a time ✗ GOOD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STATE OF THE WORLD AND DRINK WITH. AKA, AN EXCELLENT FRIEND. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ hyakugo | SAKURA HARUNO | naruto ✗ GO TO SCHOOL YOU ARE A TEENAGER. BUT ALSO A NINJA AND AN ACCOMPLISHED MEDIC. IT'S CONFUSING. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ redhourglass | NATASHA ROMANOVA | marvel cinematic ✗ THE BEST BARTENDER IN THE WORLD, AND THEREFORE A LIFESAVER. BEAUTIFUL, MYSTERIOUS, AND A LITTLE INTIMIDATING. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ interns | GWEN STACY | the amazing spider-man ✗ SMART AND DRIVEN. COULD PROBABLY DO SPOCK'S JOB BETTER THAN HIM. NO SERIOUSLY CAN WE REPLACE SPOCK WITH HER. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ fuckingwolverine | LILLY DESANGE | mama ✗ TOO YOUNG FOR THIS PLACE. NEEDS CARE, ATTENTION, AND LOTS OF SWEETS. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ exiling | DAENERYS TARGARYEN | a song of ice and fire ✗ ACTUAL ROYALTY. AMAZINGLY RESILIENT AND ADAPTABLE, FOR SOMEONE FROM SUCH A DIFFERENT WORLD. A GOOD ALLY. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ truesight | RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE | percy jackson and the olympians ✗ PUTS UP WITH STILES, SO SHE MUST BE A SAINT. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ tonsofpun | ELLIE | the last of us ✗ GOOD AT WORDPLAY. MIGHT BE THE KEY TO CURING A MALIGNANT FUNGUS IN HER HOME WORLD. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ everysecond | RILEY ABEL | the last of us ✗ TOO STREETSMART FOR HER OWN GOOD, PROBABLY. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ wantstobuildasnowman | ANNA OF ARENDELLE | frozen ✗ A LITTLE TOO ENTHUSIASTIC. BUT THAT MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD THING. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ discrepant | SOUSHI MIKETSUKAMI | inu x boku ss ✗ TOO DAMN POLITE ALL THE TIME, BUT A GOOD KID OVERALL. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ scienceleads | KATE LETHBRIDGE-STEWART | doctor who ✗ KNOWS WHAT AN ALIEN IS. AND ALSO LOVES SCIENCE. PERHAPS A PERFECT PERSON. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ ffuckoff | FIONA GALLAGHER | shameless ✗ FORMER SUITEMATE. TOUGH BUT KIND. ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ➞ exloserspromise | STEVE ROGERS | marvel cinematic ✗ CURRENT SUITEMATE. ■ ■ ■ □ □ □ ➞ infomodder | WILL GRAHAM | hannibal ✗ THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN. ■ ■ ■ □ □ □ ➞ quantumentangled | SEPTEMBER | fringe ✗ HAS A BAD CASE OF THE EMOTIONS. ■ ■ ■ □ □ □