Yeah, but you messed with it first.

_{( If he could throw his hands up in the air without removing them from the protective self-hug they're in, he so would. He settles for just glaring. )}

Oh, of course. I'm only stuck in some godforsaken tundra with you, it's not like I'm going to freeze to death or slowly experience my body systems shutting down as you offer unhelpful explanations for how the hell we ended up here!